The Vanity Affair - Fitzrovia - by Frankie Says

Summary:
Luxe decor, comfy beds, plush sofas, and a whole lot more good stuff awaits you at the Fitz n’ Glamour. Located in London’s vibrant West End, it’s surrounded by shops, clubs, theatres, museums, and galleries galore. It’s also just a whisker away (that’s less than 10 minutes’ walk in London speak) from buzzing Soho, Oxford Circus and Regents Street.


Fabulous Features

· Roomy double bedroom with super comfy king size bed and built-in wardrobe

· Large open-plan lounge featuring Smart TV with Media Hub (don’t forget your Netflix password) and comfy sofa bed

· Sleek, modern kitchen with ample space for dining and entertaining

· New kitchen appliances, including electric oven, washing machine, dishwasher, Nespresso coffee machine, toaster, and kettle

· Contemporary bathroom with relaxing shower bath

· Complimentary Google juice! Plug in, the wi-fi is on Frankie. They see me scrollin…

· Because size matters, your apartment is a generous 476 SQ FT/44 SQ MT - plenty of wiggle room to work and twerk

· Chillax and enjoy our complimentary crisp, clean bedding and towels

· Welcome pack of snacky snacks – tuck into complimentary tea, coffee and biscuits on arrival

· Stay fresh as a daisy with our complimentary sweet-smelling toiletries, including shampoo for your ‘do, soap and body wash

· Ditch your dishcloths! Because travelling with J-cloths is never a good look, we’ve provided all your cleaning essentials, including washing and dishwasher tablets.


Home Truths

· For your convenience this is a self-check in property and keyless apartment

· This apartment is above a restaurant bar that closes at 1am, on occasion music can be heard upstairs

· Check-in details and access code will be emailed to you the day before arrival

· There isn’t a lift, your accommodation is located on the third floor

· To stay toasty, your apartment has a centrally managed heating system

· Due to its location, the apartment doesn't have air-conditioning. Several of the windows open and if it warms up in the summer, we’re happy to provide fans, just let us know  

· A welcome pack of bed linen, towels, toiletries, and cleaning supplies are provided. If you’re staying longer than a few days, we can arrange for fresh sets at an extra cost

· Maximum occupancy is 4 people

· We’re committed to ensuring your apartment is safe and sparkling clean and maintain rigorous cleaning processes across all our properties.


Frankie’s No-Nos

It’s a pleasure to have you stay, and while we’re live, laugh, love about most things, all guests are asked to follow Frankie’s no-nos:

· No Smoking - smoking indoors is not allowed anywhere in the apartment for Health and Safety. Please smoke outside of the apartment and dispose of any cigarettes carefully.

· No Parties – we know you’re here to have a good time but let’s be clear, strictly no parties allowed.  

· No Pets – we love fur babies but sorry, no pets allowed, not even small ones.  


Check-in, Check-out, Shake it all about

Check-in: Rock up anytime from 3pm onwards – the lock box is located five minutes from the apartment Check-out: 10am (Frankie Says…set your alarm! Accidentally dozing off and checking out later means you may be charged an extra night.)

The Space:
This home is perfect for those looking to isolate themselves, work from home, stay close to hospitals or for employees trying to avoid public transport
• Flexible self-contained accommodation perfect for corporate & leisure sectors as well as for self-isolation or social distancing purposes
• Centrally located, avoiding the use of transport / commuting
• Self-Check-in (avoiding contact with others)
• Avoid large hotel crowds and stay in a small building with maximum 4 other units in the building
• Fully equipped apartments
• Wi-Fi included – perfect for working from home space and those regular Zoom Meetings
• Walking distance to UCHL and Great Ormond Hospitals for those in need to be in close proximity .
• Walking distance to Hyde park and Regents Park
• Strict cleaning guidelines to keep our properties safe and prevent the spread of the virus
Feel safe and sound in central London with LDG serviced apartments
Social Distancing for the Socially Distinctive. This is why our apartments are the best way to feel at home in London.

The Neighborhood:
Frankie Says…maps, don’t do it! This is where the Good Stuff’s at:

Frankie Says...there’s no FOMO in Fitzrovia! This is the sweet spot for a lively London stopover. Set in central London’s buzzing West End, Fitzrovia is a treasure trove of activities and attractions.

For world-class shopping, head to nearby Tottenham Court Road, home to a wealth of well-known brands. 10 minutes’ walk away are top entertainment hubs like Oxford Circus and Soho, and if you’re keen to splash the cash, Bond Street, home to bling retailers like Chanel, Jimmy Choo and Tiffany & Co.


Must-see Landmarks

You’re also within strolling distance of several iconic landmarks, including Trafalgar Square, Chinatown, the British Museum, Leicester Square, Hyde Park, the BT Tower, plus many more.

With several tube stations on your doorstep – Goodge Street station is just five minutes’ walk – it’s easy to swoosh across London to savour more spectacular sights, like Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, and the London Eye.


Yes Sir, I can Boogie

If you’ve come to party, then the glitz is in Fitz! Your apartment is close to some of the biggest and best clubs in the world. As well as classic night spots like the Carwash Nightclub, you can dance the night away in legendary gay clubs like Heaven, Comptons of Soho, and G-A-Y Bar.

West End theatres are also within walking distance. Grab tickets for global smash hits, from The Lion King to Les Misérables to Mamma Mia!

And when the munchies kick in, stop off at one of the many bistros and restaurants. Charlotte Street, just moments away from your pad, offers a taste of everything from mouth-watering Japanese to modern French food.


Work and Play

We get it, not everyone’s on a jolly. Your comfy crib is also within 10 minutes’ walk of University College London Hospitals (UCLH). You can also hop on any of the nearby tubes to get around the capital swiftly.

Other Things to Note:
HOME TRUTHS
- Please note these apartments are located above a restaurant bar.
- This home is perfect for for 4 people but please note that there is only one double bed and one sofa bed.
- This location is perfect for both leisure and corporate stays.
- NO LIFT.
- This home has a centrally managed heating system.
- This home doesn't have air-condition units but LDG can provide fans during summer periods if necessary.
- Maximum occupancy is 4 people.